Author Topic: JOKER on ebay (Read 6994 times)

J69 · « **on:** January 22, 2012, 05:06 PM »

Have a look on ebay at what I can only describe as a complete Tw@t, going by the user name of "paulandlorrainesmyth", have a read of some of his item descriptions, I wouldn't buy anything from this clown in a million years

Jaymz · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:11 PM »

just did a search

http://community.ebay.co.uk/directory.jspa?username=paulandlorrainesmyth

an there are no profiles called that

glenboy · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:16 PM »

http://www.radbmx.co.uk/forum/index.php'topic=138613.0

discussed here

J69 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:22 PM »

Have another look, he's trying to flog a TA that apparently Michael Jackson may or may not have used in the thriller video & an aero reflex that was the inspiration behind the huge Duran Duran hit, I'm not making this up, its hilarious! Here's a couple of his links;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Old-School-BMX-NOS-Aero-Reflex-F-F-SKYWAY-HARO-HUTCH-MONGOOSE-REDLINE-/120847805867?pt=UK_sportsleisure_cycling_bikeparts_SR&hash=item1c23172dab
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Old-School-BMX-Skyway-TA-F-F-1984-TORKER-HARO-HUTCH-MONGOOSE-REDLINE-/120847710050?pt=UK_sportsleisure_cycling_bikeparts_SR&hash=item1c2315b762

J69 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:26 PM »

Cheers glenboy, just followed your link - fooking hilarious, good to see I'm not the only one who thinks his listings are funny as Fu@k

skki3330 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2012, 05:40 PM »

Ive been in touch with this guy as he lives down the road from me and i would have taken the lot off him for good money not pennies but he admitted he was a greedy fooker and wanted top dollar, he used to be a member and he has been on here lately. Well he is way out on all his prices and prob wont sell a thing and now. £550 for a scabby ta frame and forks when u could buy the one from here for £750 NUTTER oh well he is essex!

deeman · « **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:22 AM »

if it doesnt sell i will relist it for many thousands of pounds!!

LENNY-LENTINI · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:52 AM »

The dude sounds a bit crazy

Think he's joking tho, made me laugh anyway.

Keep the Faith. L

denzil · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2012, 01:00 PM »

i messaged him the other day , he said he as a gen 2 haro freestyler f&f he might want to sell, i asked him how much he was after for them and his reply was fooking loads of money, what a cock, hes not getting loads of money from me.

Deano · « **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2012, 01:57 PM »

Sausage!

Iv just sent this:YO MJ!!! You have relisted it for £100 more than the original price that someone bid on by accident? Your price is too high mr greedy lol
Just so you know i bought a minty chrome ta xl for less than your add with a Tange chrome minty 320 headset. Your obviously wanting to keep this and collect more dust hahah.

Really doesnt want to sell it does he

Ebay is the home of the numpty chancer

Deano · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:22 PM »

Nice reply:

It was up for £550.00 ONO previously me old cocker. Yes, it's a lot of money, maybe I don't really want to sell it. I couldn't care less what you've got. I'm extremely well endowed x

deeman · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:25 PM »

Quote from: Deano on January 23, 2012, 02:22 PM

Nice reply:

It was up for £550.00 ONO previously me old cock-a-doodle-do-a-doodle-doer. Yes, it's a lot of money, maybe I don't really want to sell it. I couldn't care less what you've got. I'm extremely well endowed x

quite the comedian!

mattbloke · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2012, 03:25 PM »

made an offer on the street beat frame. £50, plus a packet of pork scratchings and some spray tan lotion

Deano · « **Reply #13 on:** January 23, 2012, 03:49 PM »

lol^^

nosepickben · « **Reply #14 on:** January 23, 2012, 04:00 PM »

Don't poop yer knickers. There's plenty of tongue in cheek going on here. The listings are not dishonest, he's just after hooking a rich idiot. Nothing wrong with a little enterprise eh guys...?

M5AT · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2012, 04:14 PM »

Funny as fook they are, just pissed mi sen reading the description for the Streetbeat, the kids got wit right enough.

toooldforthis · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2012, 07:03 PM »

Chill out fellas, blimey

Shame Mattbloke only posted his question and not my reply:

I am a Muslim and cannot consume pork scratchings. I do love the hairy ones that you get at least one of in each packet though. What spray tan lotion is it?

Just re-read this thread and Jesus, there's some proper normans having a pop at me

Glad to see there's also some sensible chaps aswell though, to balance it out a bit

I have never stitched anyone on here or the bay and never will, I am just trying to get as much money as I can

skki3330 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2012, 08:10 PM »

No ones aving a go we just like to take the piss out of ebay sellers chancing thier luck. Good luck to you if get £550 for the TA there is always someone with more money than sense

If ya do find someone like dat please give me thier number as i have some burners i want £400 for each

toooldforthis · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2012, 09:45 PM »

Fair enough.

They ain't selling on the bay, I don't know what the problem is, can't be anything to do with the prices surely

Deano · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:31 PM »

Yes mate i wasnt having a pop either and i had read the other thread you posted in, before i posted or questioned you on ebay.
Thought you would come back with a witty reply

After ebay charges you would be better of taking a cash sale. Just saying

bobbbbsy · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2012, 11:43 PM »

Quote from: skki3330 on January 23, 2012, 08:10 PM

No ones aving a go we just like to take the piss out of ebay sellers chancing thier luck. Good luck to you if get £550 for the TA there is always someone with more money than sense If ya do find someone like dat please give me thier number as i have some burners i want £400 for each

i ll give ya 400 quid for a bare burner frame !! lol

mattbloke · « **Reply #21 on:** January 25, 2012, 05:18 PM »

Quote from: toooldforthis on January 23, 2012, 07:03 PM

Chill out fellas, blimey

Shame Mattbloke only posted his question and not my reply:

I am a Muslim and cannot consume pork scratchings. I do love the hairy ones that you get at least one of in each packet though. What spray tan lotion is it?

Just re-read this thread and Jesus, there's some proper normans having a pop at me

Glad to see there's also some sensible chaps aswell though, to balance it out a bit

I have never stitched anyone on here or the bay and never will, I am just trying to get as much money as I can

its a bottle of St Tropez, in their finest shade of Tango

Author Topic: JOKER on ebay (Read 6994 times)

J69

J69

J69

deeman

LENNY-LENTINI

Deano

Deano

deeman

Deano

nosepickben

M5AT

toooldforthis

toooldforthis

Deano