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Offline Nicfred

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women?
« on: December 17, 2011, 09:48 PM »
just got in, and i'm only 1 hour late, i did call up saying im running late,do you want a Bilash but no answer on her phone, so i presume i'm getting a stir fry cos thats what she said when i went out, i get home, no stir fry cos im late, WHY did she not answer her phone when i called her to see if she wanted a bilash, just cos im  late?
I wish id stopped at the pub, oops i mean work  ;)
WOMEN


see wot she's done to me, wrong section, sorry



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Re: women?
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2011, 09:50 PM »
just wait till she's asleep and beat off over her face  :daumenhoch:
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Re: women?
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2011, 09:52 PM »
WOMAN:The worst thing that god  has created
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Re: women?
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2011, 09:53 PM »
Quote from: Dark Diggler on December 17, 2011, 09:50 PM
just wait till she's asleep and beat off over her face  :daumenhoch:


 :LolLolLolLol:   :LolLolLolLol:   :LolLolLolLol: tickeled me that did, even though i got no stir fry, ill try it  :2funny:
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Re: women?
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2011, 10:04 PM »
Quote from: nicfred on December 17, 2011, 09:48 PM
no stir fry cos im late


Thats just pure laziness  :knuppel2: In Tesco today my missus turned to me and called me a cnut  :shocked: I was so shocked I nearly fell out the trolley  :buck2:
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Re: women?
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2011, 10:11 PM »
Quote from: Dannyd on December 17, 2011, 09:52 PM
WOMAN:The worst thing that god  has created

you fookin jokin. i love em
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2011, 10:16 PM »
Quote from: Dark Diggler on December 17, 2011, 09:50 PM
just wait till she's asleep and beat off over her face  :daumenhoch:
..why wait until she's asleep >:D
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2011, 10:17 PM »
will never understand em!!
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Re: women?
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2011, 02:10 PM »
Erm? whats a  'Bilash?' uh?
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2011, 02:12 PM »
Quote from: Dark Diggler on December 17, 2011, 09:50 PM
just wait till she's asleep and beat off over her face  :daumenhoch:

Fookin PMSL!!!!  :2funny:
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2011, 02:27 PM »
Quote from: Dark Diggler on December 17, 2011, 09:50 PM
just wait till she's asleep and beat off over her face  :daumenhoch:
Fooking  :LolLolLolLol:  I just spat beer all over the pub ...... :2funny:
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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2011, 02:28 PM »
Quote from: Dark Diggler on December 17, 2011, 09:50 PM
just wait till she's asleep and beat off over her face  :daumenhoch:

 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2011, 02:36 PM »
Women are all   fookin nuts   never understand  them
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Re: women?
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2011, 08:41 PM »
Got home from the do last nite at T1 @ 1.45am and my misses had left the heating on 4 me 2 walm my bikes up  :smitten:
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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2011, 08:48 PM »
proper lady bits all of em
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Re: women?
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2011, 02:50 PM »
Quote from: Dark Diggler on December 17, 2011, 09:50 PM
just wait till she's asleep and beat off over her face  :daumenhoch:

 :2funny: , quality ......
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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2011, 03:33 PM »
Quote from: Darren K.A.P on December 18, 2011, 02:36 PM
Women are all   fookin nuts   never understand  them

but better than the alternative.....  :shocked:
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Re: women?
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2011, 05:12 PM »
Quote from: Dark Diggler on December 17, 2011, 09:50 PM
just wait till she's asleep and beat off over her face  :daumenhoch:

That's just what went through my mind. :LolLolLolLol:
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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2011, 05:25 PM »
Quote from: sparky on December 23, 2011, 05:12 PM
Quote from: Dark Diggler on December 17, 2011, 09:50 PM
just wait till she's asleep and beat off over her face  :daumenhoch:

That's just what went through my mind. :LolLolLolLol:

must have been a pent up release straight in your lug hole then  :shocked:
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Re: women?
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2011, 05:27 PM »
ME: What's wrong?

HER: Nothing

ME: C'mon, I know there's something wrong, I can tell

HER: I'm fine

ME: No you are not "fine"; I can tell. I know you better than you know yourself and I can tell there is something wrong

HER: No.... really.... I'm fine

ME: This is silly; just tell me what's wrong, please? How can I help if you won't tell me?

HER: Well if you don't know I am not telling you.


 :idiot2: :idiot2: :idiot2: :idiot2: :idiot2: :idiot2: :idiot2:
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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2011, 05:40 PM »
never try and reason with them!  they don't understand logic  :idiot2:
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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2011, 06:58 PM »
got to love em if a bloke calls you a twat you fill him in if the mrs calls it you, you carry on with your daily chores, love it
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In2 bmx

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« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2011, 07:15 PM »
My missus went mad today ... I had to move a few bikes round the house to accommodate all the guests tomorrow ...

Slightest little thing sends them on one .. What's wrong with them  :idiot2:

Nowt wrong with this  ???..  It's not going in the fooking shed ...  ;)

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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2011, 10:35 PM »
Quote from: In2bmx on December 24, 2011, 07:15 PM
My missus went mad today ... I had to move a few bikes round the house to accommodate all the guests tomorrow ...

Slightest little thing sends them on one .. What's wrong with them  :idiot2:

Nowt wrong with this  ???..  It's not going in the fooking shed ...  ;)



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Your slacking Carl , im sure we got 2 or three in the hotel shower at MK  :D
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