Author Topic: My Wife Thinks She's Funny!! (Read 2284 times)

Retrodan72 · « **on:** November 26, 2011, 10:39 AM »

So...I do an overtime shift last night, it's been booked for a week or so, but on Wednesday we got a call from our Estate Agents saying they have someone that wants to view our house today at Noon...

...but as you know from my post yesterday, i've been building my DP in the house as we've no garage, and I knew i'd have to shift it outside to the shed...

...well, I arrive home at 06.30 this morning to 1 lounge minus 1 DP build. So I ask the Wife what she's done with it to which she replies 'it's in the shed'. Knowing the shed is already rammed with bikes and bits, I waited for daylight to investigate. I will post pics up later but to my horror, my DP and 5 NOS tyres were lying on top of the other bikes, albeit with a cardboard box separating them. I promptly went in the house and kicked off about her error in badly positioning said build which lead to a huge arguement, mainly because she was so blase about lack of respect for my prized posessions, she even laughed at me saying I was overeacting.

It ended when she said 'you think more about that bike than you do about me', my response was, 'sweetheart, I think more about my Burner than I do about you!!'.

Gary72 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2011, 10:43 AM »

Is there room for a sleeping bag in the shed

Jaymz · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2011, 10:44 AM »

lmao burner!!!!!

Mine knows better than to touch my toys, the only bugger that ignores me is my son, who, for that matter, doesnt live with me, regularly comes round when im at work and helps himself to my S&M and KHE from the shed and my mrs just lets him take them out :/

Gary72 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 26, 2011, 10:45 AM »

Quote from: Jaymz on November 26, 2011, 10:44 AM

lmao burner!!!!!

Mine knows better than to touch my toys, the only bugger that ignores me is my son, who, for that matter, doesnt live with me, regularly comes round when im at work and helps himself to my S&M and KHE from the shed and my mrs just lets him take them out :/

Padlock them together and keep the key with you

Jamroll · « **Reply #4 on:** November 26, 2011, 10:46 AM »

Quote from: Gary72 on November 26, 2011, 10:43 AM

Is there room for a sleeping bag in the shed

Retrodan72 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 26, 2011, 10:48 AM »

Quote from: Gary72 on November 26, 2011, 10:43 AM

Is there room for a sleeping bag in the shed

Can't even get a fag paper in ther Gaz.

Hopefully this person viewing today buys the place so we can move to a gaff where I get a proper bike room.

Jaymz · « **Reply #6 on:** November 26, 2011, 10:49 AM »

Quote from: retrodan72 on November 26, 2011, 10:48 AM

Quote from: Gary72 on November 26, 2011, 10:43 AM
Is there room for a sleeping bag in the shed

Can't even get a fag paper in ther Gaz.

There's only one thing for it mate, all the bikes in the house and the mrs moves out to the shed, just make sure the chain is long enough to get into the kitchen

Darren KAP · « **Reply #7 on:** November 26, 2011, 10:50 AM »

Dan you should know you can't win against a woman , you need to change tactics

in other words let them win ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it's far easier

BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN · « **Reply #8 on:** November 26, 2011, 12:30 PM »

start digging a six foot hole in the garden

when she ask what's it for - you tell her the next time the bmx's are moved without care

she WILL think twice for next time

you got to be cruel some times

B

meticulous · « **Reply #9 on:** November 26, 2011, 12:40 PM »

why-o-why do men and women live together...

its like a hungry lion living with a fat plump breasted chicken!

brummie · « **Reply #10 on:** November 26, 2011, 12:46 PM »

Quote from: meticulous on November 26, 2011, 12:40 PM

why-o-why do men and women live together...

its like a hungry lion living with a fat plump breasted chicken!

i wouldnt call you a chicken sam but you got the rest spot on

griff · « **Reply #11 on:** November 26, 2011, 01:25 PM »

Quote from: meticulous on November 26, 2011, 12:40 PM

why-o-why do men and women live together...

there is an alternative..
just get a yellow/red t-shirt and shop at hog-works

deeman · « **Reply #12 on:** November 26, 2011, 02:46 PM »

how have things been since the burner comment??!!!in her defence,i suppose at least she put the box down first!

Badbaldie · « **Reply #13 on:** November 26, 2011, 03:03 PM »

Dear Dan
ive just read about your slight frame + fork and the shed problem please remember,men and women are equal mate...... so all you need is a spade. dig a hole in your garden and place neatly all her shoes and hand bags into the then fill the hole in... calmly walk back into the house and say ... ive done to your shoes and bags the same as you did to my BIKE. i think from that day on Dan she will be more understanding and WILL leave your bike alone. Please take pic , and post on "RAD" of your wifes face as she start to dig in the Garden
sign Badbaldie
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Retrodan72 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 26, 2011, 03:16 PM »

Quote from: Badbaldie on November 26, 2011, 03:03 PM

Dear Dan
ive just read about your slight frame + fork and the shed problem please remember,men and women are equal mate...... so all you need is a spade. dig a hole in your garden and place neatly all her shoes and hand bags into the then fill the hole in... calmly walk back into the house and say ... ive done to your shoes and bags the same as you did to my BIKE. i think from that day on Dan she will be more understanding and WILL leave your bike alone. Please take pic , and post on "RAD" of your wifes face as she start to dig in the Garden
sign Badbaldie
U.N. Ambassador for world peace

Wise words Len, i've just started snapping the heels off only one of each shoe from a pair, that way the unbroken shoes will reminder of her mistake.

Pooch · « **Reply #15 on:** November 26, 2011, 03:17 PM »

Bloody hell...! I must have it sweet!! wife covered up my Hutch with a blanket the other day and didn't bother with the MTB'S. Got to love her and she's three months pregnant.. New her mind wasn't right

Retrodan72 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 26, 2011, 03:25 PM »

the aftermath....

Al Wyn · « **Reply #17 on:** November 26, 2011, 03:41 PM »

Oooo those GT forks are awful close to the Haro frame

In2 bmx · « **Reply #18 on:** November 26, 2011, 03:47 PM »

Got be honest she looks like she'll be good at packing a suitcase .

meticulous · « **Reply #19 on:** November 26, 2011, 04:11 PM »

easily get a small bed and tv in there....

brettypeeps · « **Reply #20 on:** November 26, 2011, 04:38 PM »

I would comment but I know your wife and she will give me a clip around the ear if she sees it but I would refer to Lennies comment

Jaymz · « **Reply #21 on:** November 26, 2011, 04:50 PM »

Joking aside now. I think she did her best to be honest. most women wouldnt consider putting a box there to add some protection to the bike, most would open the door of the shed, see all the bikes rammed in there and think "oh he rams them in there then", and throw it on the top of the amassed kids bikes. I think she did a good job . . . . . . . . . . for a women