Griff, just use Rich Clean's bike next time he's not muff diving off the Caymen Islands or whatever he does - he spends more than half the night smoking and talking mate, so the bike just sits there. I had it for about 15mins before e noticed last weekend.....
Just find a bike you can ride and modify it to what you need - it doesn't have to be an out the box NS, look at the midschoolers at the Boardroom and even the freaks who modify their oldschool bikes mate........ you should have a go on mine next time
Oh, like Pete says Curtispro Jon, get your backside down to a meeting bud and we'll take care of you (but I already said that before mate)