Dont know why...............but i imagined you like one of them zz top geezers
.............so disapointing 
Disappointed..? You sound like my wife....

The 'beard' tag comes from my footballing days.... I was the only one on the team with anything that remotely resembled facial hair... And it kinda stuck...
You wouldn't believe the amount of BMX stuff I get sent addressed to Dave Beard... It's not my name and even my claims of a 'beard' are weak at best...
