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So what's hot for Autumn?
I thought it was pretty funny considering my recent experiences at skateparks etc
So whens Liam getting a chest tattoo Mark
i must then be the only one fortunate enough to have never met a bmx rider that looked like that,tbh and lets be honest, that pic was made up by a fooking moron,i say "moron" as you could easily remove the word bmx and insert any other sport currently favoured by young people, without so much as a clue about how young folks actually dress these days,its clearly some vengeful, jealous old c@nt with nothing better to do with his life than try to garner a few negative laughs and a little resentment,man the fook up and admit, your bmx days are drawing to a close,its not the young peoples fault, its just the way things are,time and all that......why the fook would any young person want anything at all to do with the history of bmx if all we do is take the piss out of them?oh,and the "moron" forgot the "all black boring bike"
I got some camo shorts.
i love you too rob old schoolers fashion guide....1, comb over haircut, or if you havent even enough barnett to cover the egg in the nest, shave it off for the 80's thug look.2, tachini/fila/adidas "retro" tracksuit top, the shinier and cheesier looking the better, it lets everyone at "mk" know just how 80's you are...3, camo combat shorts, this signals to your "OS" mates that you're still a bit funky and used to wear "stussy" bitd...3a, the sponk rag, you'll need one of these just in case a bit of dust lands on your "HARDO" top tube,3b, the back pocket wallet bulge, i mean come on, you dont want you're fellow "old schoolers" thinking you've pissed all the wife and kids holiday money up the wall on your precious "gen1" do you?4, the retro trainers.......these are an absolute must!adidas forest hills/samba/s772/campus etc, basically any old designs that have been dug up for you to show everyone that youre a tasteless old c@nt that cant let go of the past and grow the fook up.5, glasses, youre old so you need them, anything "oakley" will do...6, ATTITUDE , by far the most important ,at the drop of a hat you must be able to bore everyone silly with your massive knowledge about the drop-out width on a "1985 pk ripper looptail" you must be able to look down sneeringly at any bike not worth more than £5k because ....hey....youre a serious collector right ?......7, burner jokes, because everyone of your "OS" mates just loves your burner jokes and it makes you popular on "rad"7a, "bumming" jokes, at any given opportunity you MUST make some reference to homosexual acts........just to show how "straight" you really are,and just how popular on "radbmx" you are.....7b, stella artois and football talk, just in case everyone of your "mates on RAD" runs out of the same old worn out "OS bmx" rhetoric,you can nip in with a bit of "beer and football talk"because deep down they and you know full well you aren't really BMXers at all........are you?this also quietly lets your "radbmx" mates know that you too dumped BMX completely for a bit of fingering and a 50cc yamaha fs1e.....8, the car, any fooking shitbag "vw bus" will do, it shows how hip and cool you still are,failing that some ghastly 80's hairdresser car, RS/XR3i/gti whatever, as long as it makes you feel like your wife still enjoys fooking you and you can post pics of it on "radbmx" is all thats important.9, and finally........the old school bike, the shinier the better, even though you cant ride it for shit and everyone laughs at you because you look like an inbred fooking gibbon riding it,oh, and it's got to be "worth" at least £5k on "ebay" because hey, thats all that matters isnt it?i'm not sticking up for the new school fashion code here, just trying to show you what a fooking idiot you look laughing away at misguided cliches.
An 85 ripper would have straight stays, not a looptail...
