Is America Safe??

[Gnarlyscoots]

Well guys, as you may or may not be aware, but recently there is guy on here that seems to be buying up old school kids bikes like a rag and bone man on a promise from the missus if he manages to sell a load of old iron for a bunch of flowers 

His name is Darren Kap 

I have just managed to strike a few deals with our fellow BMX'ers from across the pond for Mr Kap, some sweet deals made, some happy guys with a bunch of Washington's and the rag and bone man with his pile of 'old iron' (kids bikes)

Now, after watching him today, gallop his way around RAD, buying this and that like a pensioner, after getting her pension and waiting all weekend, in the market on Monday, he sends me a fookin' wanted list longer than a black man's c**k

As soon as I mentioned his name to my buddy in California about 'The Wanted List', they put the state on lock down. Fook that they said. We have heard about him.   

So I PM my buddy in Pensylvania about some of 'The Wanted List', and got told that the message is going around quicker than a dose of aids in a fags bar, that Mr Kap is on the prowl for more kids bikes 

Not only do they have all the coal stashed up there and won't give it to us southerners, have houses cheaper than a pack of fags in London, they are rinsin' the UK and States of our kids bikes

Just how many bikes do you need Mr Kap and how the fook do you think I am going to be able to get all this metalwork to the UK when the US of A has shut their gates on ya eh??         

Ps - Remember the bus thread ya faggott  

[crazycraig]

 

[WINI]

 

When the bmx bubble bursts, there's gonna be sh1t loads of cheap kids bikes in Yorkshire

[Julian347]

 

You're priceless Terry. A one off.

[GT world]

Damn i think i better sell some of mine as i dont want to be tard or is it retarded with the same brush....

Funny script though 

[WINI]

Just realised the KAP must stand for 'Kollector and Procurer' as well as Krisps and Pop  

[brass monkey!]

you are a proper loon ! 


which bus is it you drive again..... 

[mattuknc]

Shhh, he just bought a set of my wheels! 

To be honest though, if I could, I'd probably buy more. 

Whe you coming out riding Terry? 

[Spen69]

There's a lot of folk on here with waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy more bikes than Krispen von Pop you know, they're just a bit more subtle about it than that brash northern monkey

[Swivel]

Krispen von Pop 

[Robbo]

 

[WINI]

There's a lot of folk on here with waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy more bikes than Krispen von Pop you know, they're just a bit more subtle about it than that brash northern monkey

Bet they aint done it all in under a year though!   

[Badbaldie]

 

[In2 bmx]

  He needs help ! Saying that most of us do 

 Get my ripper bought Kappy . 

[Darren KAP]

   Terry you loon ,  watch this space i will get you back     

[Spen69]

Where you been sleepy

[Darren KAP]

Where you been sleepy

                America ,,,,,,,, buying