Author Topic: Not as advertised (Read 8587 times)

Gnarlyscoots · « **Reply #25 on:** August 18, 2011, 10:55 PM »

Quote from: Pooch on August 18, 2011, 10:42 PM

Quote from: Londonhellboy on August 18, 2011, 10:34 PM
Quote from: Pooch on August 18, 2011, 10:33 PM
Quote from: Londonhellboy on August 18, 2011, 10:25 PM
Quote from: The Burner King on August 18, 2011, 10:22 PM
In all fairness, i don't think your mail to the seller was great - you obviously pi$$ed him off
Short, sweet and straight to the point me. No reason to beat round the bush
He's gonna beat your bush Henry
I'm packed up Poochy and on me way round to ya caravan now as I need you to protect me
I've moved the caravan to Horley as they fits in much better there..?

I wouldn't move it there Poochy as it would lower tone of the caravans m8

Gnarlyscoots · « **Reply #26 on:** August 18, 2011, 10:58 PM »

Quote from: Darren K.A.P on August 18, 2011, 10:50 PM

   Its plain to see Terry you are certainly a people person ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, like fook , get yourself to the docs , get him to give you some happy pills and while your at it tell him to stop giving you the ugly pills as its plain to see they've worked a treat

   Now smile

Darren KAP · « **Reply #27 on:** August 18, 2011, 11:03 PM »

when you rang me last night , as you know i was on the hands free kit , my wife was wetting her self laughing at you she thinks you need help

i explained you was beyond help

, you are a true loon bud

jT Racing · « **Reply #28 on:** August 18, 2011, 11:22 PM »

It's no wonder half the septics won't post to the uk. Bro

Gnarlyscoots · « **Reply #29 on:** August 18, 2011, 11:24 PM »

Quote from: Darren K.A.P on August 18, 2011, 11:03 PM

when you rang me last night , as you know i was on the hands free kit , my wife was wetting her self laughing at you she thinks you need help i explained you was beyond help , you are a true loon bud

PMPLMAO

Far far far beyond help dude

Say hi to the wifey for me

BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN · « **Reply #30 on:** August 19, 2011, 01:01 AM »

tough one - seller sold item not as stated and correct price ?

terry has a potty mouth and i don't know if he kisses his mother with that mouth ?

I would write "very happy with opened packet that cost extra to send, will use again cheers" and leave positive feedback - when ebay ask you to change it say no and say it's true and that you have left positive for him

failing that, offer him out in a true back street knife fight - tell him your gonna cut him like a pig and that your gonna kiss his momma with your dirty potty mouth and it going to be tongues and maybe more

- see what he has to say to that

or may not

glenboy · « **Reply #31 on:** August 19, 2011, 01:08 AM »

ot alternatively challenge him to a melon off , winner takes all

BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN · « **Reply #32 on:** August 19, 2011, 01:25 AM »

whats a melon off ?

i've ask girls for melons out

but i take it that's not the same

glenboy · « **Reply #33 on:** August 19, 2011, 01:36 AM »

right melon off, here goes

1. Melon Off
When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.

BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN · « **Reply #34 on:** August 19, 2011, 01:52 AM »

terry's fcuked then

rick1970 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:01 AM »

fookin melon off

would struggle with an orange , brilliant

fischflo · « **Reply #36 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:47 AM »

yeah cut him like a pig ... and then melon him off

Pooch · « **Reply #37 on:** August 19, 2011, 06:56 AM »

Quote from: glenboy on August 19, 2011, 01:36 AM

right melon off, here goes

1. Melon Off
When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.

Apart from me calling Terry Garry, to help keep him safe from this redneck thats way harder than him..the melon off will never work as his other name is justin!!!

moomin · « **Reply #38 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:22 AM »

I can see that you have reason to be pissed off but the tone of your email was quite aggressive, as others have said it could be a bit more diplomatic

I bought a buggy off ebay a while ago, when i got it home an inspected there were marks and a tear in the hood that had not been disclosed. Polite email sent with pictures and i got an immediate response with an apology that they hadent used it in a while and had listed an old piccie on ebay, refund agreed, end of.

Sometimes the less is more approach works better

Gashead · « **Reply #39 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:35 AM »

Mental note ..........................NEVER sell anything to Londonhellboy !

FFS fella, get a grip !

pickle · « **Reply #40 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:50 AM »

This is a pair of brake pads we're talking about yeah? just so i don't missunderstand this? $:-\$

Dark Diggler · « **Reply #41 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:52 AM »

I once bought some smarties, you would not believe what I found inside.......one of the orange ones had a slight colour blemish, well, I was not in the mood to fooked about that day so I marched back in there, pushed past several old ladies and told the man I wanted answers on why he had sold me the smarties without checking that they were perfect in every way, I couldn't believe it when he said "fook off you tit"

he was lucky I didn't twat him

pickle · « **Reply #42 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:53 AM »

Spen69 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 19, 2011, 07:55 AM »

Yeah, Terry's a fookin' loon alright Nick, I wouldn't sell him fook all bud ;-D

Tel, you were a cnut in your first e-mail bud, even if the guy opened the packet so get over it mate, you're way funnier and cooler in real life ;-)

Now go buy a big gunting knife and send the redneck a pic of you gutting some wild animals with a mental expression on your face whilst covered in blood... Or maybe just a pic of you and a melon, I don't know which would be scarier.... ;-)

In2 bmx · « **Reply #44 on:** August 19, 2011, 08:03 AM »

Great responce if you ask me ..

Peter J · « **Reply #45 on:** August 19, 2011, 08:15 AM »

Bloody Keyboard Warrior's the lot of ya

Mattdub · « **Reply #46 on:** August 19, 2011, 08:38 AM »

Quote from: pickle on August 19, 2011, 07:50 AM

This is a pair of brake pads we're talking about yeah? just so i don't missunderstand this? $:-\$

Imagine the reply from LHB had they been these without the plastic bag ! .....

http://martin-bike.com/BikeShop/slides/Mathaused%20brake%20pads.html

stuntmaster · « **Reply #47 on:** August 19, 2011, 08:47 AM »

seller sold item and not as description .
buyer`s attitude stinks

answer unknown as you can`t send back as usa and unfair if you claim your money back so put it down to a bad buy

RATTY · « **Reply #48 on:** August 19, 2011, 09:38 AM »

Hellboy, I would have tracked you down for speaking to me like that. Fook the cost of the pads I would have been on a BA flight the next day

Seriously mate, if you buy something to collect and you want the packaging preserved then tell the seller when you pay him, if not you can only expect the goods to arrive intact, packaging is designed to display and protect the item inside.

I would word a very carefull reply, explaining that you was a bit hasty and aggresive in the first email, then explain why your not happy, and try and reach a happy medium.

Failing that nuke the bas tard

Gashead · « **Reply #49 on:** August 19, 2011, 09:42 AM »

And we wonder why our American friends don'y send items to the UK !

Well done

Author Topic: Not as advertised (Read 8587 times)

moomin

In2 bmx