Author Topic: Oh to finally have a poo ! (Read 8116 times)

moomin · « **on:** August 07, 2011, 10:56 PM »

Tone just returned from his 1st trip to the porcelein pony since Friday, walked in and said "oh to finally have a poo"

I dont know who the scruffy fekker was that manged to poo all over 1 of the bogs but they need to sort themselves out

Just glad it wasent the one i fell over in on Saturday night after too many sherberts

Jaymz · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2011, 10:57 PM »

I feel the glory too, i held out til i got home - It was quite an event!!!

and that bog on the right looked like it had pebble dashed inside . . . . . with bolognaise sauce

griff · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2011, 11:44 PM »

Thanks for the warning about Trap 1

saved me from witnessing the messy protest

If you were desperate could have popped down to McDonalds and pretended you were going to eat there but then just leave without going to the counter

a 'McShit with Lies'

That Swan Guy · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2011, 12:26 AM »

Was a "Bobby Sands" moment?

ED209 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2011, 01:00 AM »

Too much info

lammychop · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2011, 06:26 AM »

yeah trap one was a awful mess but hey ho the bushes were the cleaner option

pickle · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2011, 07:54 AM »

i think i gave birth to something when i got home!

while racing i thought i was actually going to crap myself!

Peter J · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2011, 08:13 AM »

I had to drive to Mc'D's on Sunday Morning to go see the Arab (Mustafashite)

Couldnt hold that puppy in anymore...........and there was no way I could have hovered over one of the Plastic Traps at the track

ED209 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2011, 08:32 AM »

I dropped the kids off in the bushes Sunday morn.

pickle · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2011, 08:35 AM »

proper old school! big thanks for the huge breckie you cooked on Sunday morning.......set me right up for the day

ED209 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2011, 08:46 AM »

Quote from: pickle on August 08, 2011, 08:35 AM

proper old school! big thanks for the huge breckie you cooked on Sunday morning.......set me right up for the day

Jaymz · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2011, 09:10 AM »

Jesus. had to get up three times in the night to drop the kids off at the pool. . . I never realised there was that much storage space in my small frame

Retrodan72 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2011, 09:28 AM »

I had a right Glastonbury tailback built up by the time my 3 hour journey back finished, I hadn't seen my Wife in 36 hours then came through the front shot upstaris and didn't see her for another hour asd I was in labour with my mud baby.

That Swan Guy · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2011, 09:31 AM »

They've had to change the name of Watford Gap services to just Watford after I back filled on the way north!

Spen69 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2011, 10:23 AM »

Cowards the lot of you.... I was so tired on sunday morning I had to clean the thunder-box seat off and sit down to have a piss......

Jamroll · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2011, 11:07 AM »

I took one look at the porta loos and thought "fook that" so loaded my self up with immodium.....
Just unloaded for the 1st time since Saturday morning in the customer loo at work

Feel a load better now

oldtired · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2011, 11:28 AM »

only on Rad , Poo Thread fkin brill

subversion · « **Reply #17 on:** August 08, 2011, 11:39 AM »

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brummie · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2011, 11:43 AM »

Quote from: retrodan72 on August 08, 2011, 09:28 AM

I had a right Glastonbury tailback built up by the time my 3 hour journey back finished, I hadn't seen my Wife in 36 hours then came through the front shot upstaris and didn't see her for another hour asd I was in labour with my mud baby.

brettypeeps · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2011, 12:06 PM »

Quote from: retrodan72 on August 08, 2011, 09:28 AM

I had a right Glastonbury tailback built up by the time my 3 hour journey back finished, I hadn't seen my Wife in 36 hours then came through the front shot upstaris and didn't see her for another hour asd I was in labour with my mud baby.

Retrodan72 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2011, 02:20 PM »

Quote from: brettypeeps on August 08, 2011, 12:06 PM

Quote from: retrodan72 on August 08, 2011, 09:28 AM
I had a right Glastonbury tailback built up by the time my 3 hour journey back finished, I hadn't seen my Wife in 36 hours then came through the front shot upstaris and didn't see her for another hour asd I was in labour with my mud baby.

With the combination of riding back to the station and then from the station home on that Kashi and chucking that mud out on arrival, my hoop feels like Stuart Lubbocks today.

pickle · « **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2011, 03:24 PM »

i just been again! i know i'm full of shyte but this needed beating back with a stick!

Peter J · « **Reply #22 on:** August 08, 2011, 03:31 PM »

Rob I know where your coming from...............I’ve had Mobility Aid round today to fit a set of grab rails in the downstairs lav

ED209 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 08, 2011, 03:52 PM »

just ticked off evacuation number 6 ... and it was a 4 wiper.
Had some little chunks of your Rohipnal cake in to too Rob.

Betty · « **Reply #24 on:** August 08, 2011, 03:58 PM »

I don't know what all the fuss is about, i just nipped back to the hotel when i needed a sit down

Author Topic: Oh to finally have a poo ! (Read 8116 times)

moomin

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