Pickup is a tenner...

[oldschoolace]

Hi Doe_boy

I am a Manchester based scrap dealer and would be prepared to pay you £5.50 for the bike ( i would have paid £6 if it was a full 20 incher)
I am more than happy to pay your  £10 "finders fee" after all it is a rare breed but i must inform you that i charge a standard £17.50 precessing fee. This covers disposal of tyres, inner tubes and other toxic elements as well as fuel as my supply of red diesel has run dry.

If you are happy with my proposal i can only collect on wednesdays as i spend the rest of the week stealing metals from peoples gardens and cutting the locks off bikes at Manchester university, except for fridays when i jam my foot on the dash of the transit and read the daily sport.

I am willing to except pay pal or cash for the £2 you will owe me.

Best wishes Mr Pikey

[neil]

Hi Doe_boy

I am a Manchester based scrap dealer and would be prepared to pay you £5.50 for the bike ( i would have paid £6 if it was a full 20 incher)
I am more than happy to pay your  £10 "finders fee" after all it is a rare breed but i must inform you that i charge a standard £17.50 precessing fee. This covers disposal of tyres, inner tubes and other toxic elements as well as fuel as my supply of red diesel has run dry.

If you are happy with my proposal i can only collect on wednesdays as i spend the rest of the week stealing metals from peoples gardens and cutting the locks off bikes at Manchester university, except for fridays when i jam my foot on the dash of the transit and read the daily sport.

I am willing to except pay pal or cash for the £2 you will owe me.


  brilliant

Best wishes Mr Pikey

[kdw712]

 

most definitely   

[Jaymz]

Jesus have you looked at what he's managed to sell in the past.

Pens that dont work and stink bombs [collection only on the stink bombs, they are incendiary]

and the creme de la creme is this that he bought, with a BENT FRAME!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250831299268

FOOK ME ITS THE SAME BIKE


and he bought this
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220789970743

and is selling this
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/bike-apollo-pick-10-if-u-dnt-like-then-dnt-bid-/330587817645?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item4cf891c6ad

the boy is a playa I tell ya

at least now we can tell why he wants £10 on pick up, its to guarantee a tiny weeny profit an his shite purchases

[Gnarlyscoots]

Dear doe_boy,

Would ya do £5 pick up like ?

- freestylerider

Dear freestylerider,

no thanks

thanks for your interest

- doe_boy

[Jaymz]

 

who was this then

:     Will you take £9.99 for collection. I have been saving pennies in a jar for the past 999 days and I've spent 4 hours this afternoon counting the damn things. I would hate for my time to have been wasted. If you can answer quickly please because the £9.99 dominos pizza deal is looking very tempting. Much love. Thank you please.

[TORKER mick]

TOOL 

[griff]

looks like he's given up now 

[glenboy]

arghhh shame hes ended it

i presume this question came off here

Q: hi will the handle bars go any further forward ?. im 6ft8in and think i might struggle riding it if they dont. thanks.
A: yes they go more forward

[Darren KAP]

   What a fookin knob 

[LucyLastic]

I'm wetting myself reading the questions on the auction.  Too right, what a knob 

Come on guys, there must be more stuff you can ask him, its really funny.

[Darren KAP]

   What a fookin knob 

                       Whoops i ment to say,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  what a silly knob             can't swear when there's ladies about ,,,,,  sorry 

[glenboy]

  i think this is his mate selling these bars            

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmx-handle-bars-b8-area-birmingham-pick-up-only-/110716662947?pt=UK_sportsleisure_cycling_bikeparts_SR&hash=item19c73a34a3


he needs a few questiones eg can you post can i pay paypal if i don't like them can i return etc,

[LucyLastic]

100% working too.