what happened to...

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

checking phone boxes for money, as you walk past with your mates  




waxing the local slides in the playground - you go bloody fast    until a smaller kid goes down and F's up   - you then turn round to the mum and say it was the big kids earlier  



finding porn in the bushes - pages torn out and shoved every couple of hundred yards 

[glenboy]

the old red phone boxes you could tap the number in on the wotsitcallit you put the phone on with no money

[glenboy]

and spangles where di they bgo with fizz bombs, space dust , moon rocks

[hunterdubber]

and spangles where di they bgo with fizz bombs, space dust , moon rocks

Hae you moved on to harder stuff Glen  

Sounds like  Amy Winehouse's toxicology report 

[hunterdubber]

Whateer happened to ,,,,

 
Sucking Priests off 





Oh  they still do that then    


http://www.priestsrapeboys.com/

[Spen69]

Coke cans & Compe3's

Building bases down the woods.

Building dams down the brook.

Brook jumping and going home soaking wet as you didn't quite make it.

Jumping off ramps made from crates & scrap wood.

Bunnyhopping over your mates.

And the best game of all.... Girls! We'd be arrested now for half the shit we used to get up to!

Man I feel old!

[Jaymz]

Well bugger me. last night i dismatled my kids 16ft trampoline as we are moving [somewhere] soon Its been sat in the same place for 2 years and what did i find right at the back in the corner???


Fooking white poop!!!!! mustve been from my whippet as it was the size of the chihauhuas head so i dont think she did it!!!!

[ED209]

finding porn in the bushes - pages torn out and shoved every couple of hundred yards 

x2

Thats where I first saw a Mr T Fist fooker 

[glenboy]

Whateer happened to ,,,,

 
Sucking Priests off 





Oh  they still do that then    


http://www.priestsrapeboys.com/

i pushed the link thinking you'd just made it up and sheeeesh its a proper web site , its a mad world 

and spangles where di they bgo with fizz bombs, space dust , moon rocks

Hae you moved on to harder stuff Glen 

Sounds like  Amy Winehouse's toxicology report

yeh mate it does then jawbreakers,screwball, wham , fizzers   they all sound like mind altering substances

"any sherbet dab mate i'm kaylied"



other items

findus crispy pancakes  i(i used to like them)

butterscotch angel delight

pop tarts

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

GLUE SNIFFING - back in the day it was all the rage
now kids just do coke  (it's like toys - back then you would be happy with a board game - now it's a £400 playstaion for them to be happy)

[jT Racing]

Drinking thunderbirds and throwing up

[waza04]

sniffing petrol....... 

[spesh]

drinking 20/20 and throwing up 
i used to ride 5 miles to southsea skatepark most nights or go and nick valve caps off cars and throw them at windows as we cycled past
nick the white wall tyres and 20" wheels of raliegh shopper bikes in the local student halls and then trash the wheels doing jumps at southsea skatpark and then nick some more wheels so we could ride the 5 miles back home

putting the old 1 penny coins in the "defender" game in the local chippy and getting six credits
sega outrun
racing to the top of the tricorn (uks 7th ugliest building google it) and racing back down again
kicking my football into brickwoods lorry park and then climbing over to retrieve ball/drink beer out of the keggs on the lorrys
having banger throwing fights
cat gut tied to a wallet on the pavement while you hid in a doorway and the visiting naval yanks would try and pick the wallet up and then you would pull the cat gut and they would chase the wallet.. then they would see the joke and give you 2£ for the trick you just played
"carparking" for visiting tourists they would give you a quid to show them to a parking space filled my whole street up with that one and payed for my torker f+f
tying a rope to two bins across a road and watching a taxi drive into the rope causing the two bins to smash into the rear doors of the unfortunate taxi
egging the local chinky takaway

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

finding and drinking bleach that was in old lemonade bottle in grandads shed  - think there was a add on TV for it - not to do it i mean 

seeing those adds for kids not to do stuff COS IT KILLS    play frisbee near electric pylons -  NO JONNY ! - smell the flesh burning


don't go near water EVER 

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Don't touch BALLS and then your mates 

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Don't climb 200ft JUST FOR A KITE 

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Don't polish one off on the RUG 

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Don't be a NONCE

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And i thought he was just a nice ACTOR 

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Don't ever touch a CAT 

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OR A DOG

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Don't forget to file the number off once you have it 

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Well i hope we all have learned some thing from watching that lot - i'm of to play football near a motorway 


 

[oldtired]

hedge hopping  love it  running up skellow road  doing the grand national  20 + hedges to jump                     

   fook me , brill,    thats this saturday night sorted then ,  did you ever get busted ?  had some proper thick ears of PC Bairstow   round our end     

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

john cravens newsround 

[jT Racing]

Triumph, mg, Austin rover, British leyland, rover, jenson, hillman, reliant etc.    In other words, the British car industry? 
I watched get carter the other night, couldn't help notice that every car was British, even the coppers.

[Pooch]

SWAP SHOP!!!!!!

[animal]

Pea shooters  cracked loads of windscreens on passing cars    While hiding in bushes  Got chased by loads of irate drivers  but had loads of Gulleys on our estate 2 escape down 

Quatro pop