what happened to...

[PRO THUNDER]

Knock down ginger but we used to put dog sh+te on the door step with a banger in it, knock the door, light it and run like fook  

We used to call this SHITE ALIGHT.  Put some dog shite in a bag or newspaper, put it on a door step, light it, ring the bell and then leg it.  


STREAM JUMPIN

TREE CAMPS

GETTING 5p-10p BACK ON AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF FIZZY POP AT THE LOCAL OFF LICENCE PUB.

GOING DOWN A LOCAL DISUSED GRAVEL PIT DIRT JUMPIN ALL DAY WITH A BOX OF JAM SANDWICHES AND DRINK.    HAPPY DAYS

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

great job guys - love the way this thread is going

bring back some great memories 

[mattuknc]

Curb slides - Hit the curb at an acute angle with the back wheel and let if slide man.  (Wouldn't like to risk it with £100+ rear wheel now!)

[michaelprestage]

Ghost knocking

Hiding with your fishing line tied to the door knocker and watching the dismay and anger of your victim.

Unless they suss you out and start reeling you in !!!!!!

[john4130]

flushed a banger down the bog in the pub once, went downstairs into the bar and there was water running down the walls. must have burst a pipe. 

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

skimming stones on water - a fourer and a fiver -  :shocked:wowo did you see that ! 12 skims 

throwing stones - put up a coke can and first to hit it 

[meticulous]

still do the grobbing trick, makes me look cool and fit in with the young uns'...   


we used to play raleo on bikes,set boundaries,  2 teams, one goes and hides the other chases and has to catch....

was cool because we could stay out until late and dark... 

  now you dare not let your kids out of your sight..

i think it was so much better than it is today....

real shame!

[rollin72]

c0ckyrusty was mint, gang of you line up with one person stood on there own...run at him and kick the fook out of him, bit like british bulldog

there was always one houseowner who if wound up enough would give you a proper good chase, got a few well deserved slaps doing this

[WINI]

we used to hedge hop back from the pub - one of you would go into a garden and the other's would pass over the next doors garden furniture - set it all up nicely,  then in the morning the neighbours would try and work out why next door had nicked there furniture and set it up in there garden 

Me and my two mates were still at this 5 years ago, only it was on the way back from the pub and we'd do it stark bolock naked.  Truly the funniest night I think I've ever had.  It started as a drunk bet, so we all derobed about 15 gardens down from my cousins house.  God knows how many shocked old ladies saw 3 30 year olds catching their funbags on the hawthorn hedges.  My cus is a commando and we were wondering why we were 3 gardens in front of him halfway through.  Turns out he'd even taken his shoes off and his feet were cut to ribbons on the thorns    We waited for him to catch up behind a hedge.  The sight of him leaping that hedge, falling over and sticking his head through the neighbours greenhouse window ranks as the funniest sight ever.

Who needs to be 13 to be stupid? 

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

catching their funbags on the hawthorn hedges

[twit twoo]

We used to play knock a door runaway, till one night we did the dirty deed and were of looking for more unsuspecting victims on a new build estate. we passed under this alcove walkway thing and saw his 70ish year old chap who totally kept his cool whilst walking past us, but as soon as he did, he turned on a penny and absolutely twatted us with his walking stick, using it to hook our ankles and everything....safe to say, i never did it again, i reckon he was ex RAF from the look of him.........

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

saying :

SKILL all the time

Jimmy - was that about telling a lie

MY CHIN and rubbing you finger and thumb on it (maybe linked to above)

and going EEEUURRR when you sticking you tounge under you front lip and saying spaztic

[jT Racing]

Getting a 'chase' off the local hothead.
Garden creeping, usually a good way to locate said hothead for future annoyance.

[mattuknc]

saying :
SKILL all the time
Jimmy - was that about telling a lie
MY CHIN and rubbing you finger and thumb on it (maybe linked to above)
and going EEEUURRR when you sticking you tounge under you front lip and saying spaztic

I think that was thanks to Blue Peter and an appeal than ran once...oops.

[donnydresser]

creamola foam  it was pop u made ur self from a tin wonder how many e numbers that badboy had

[zombie_jesus]

Pakistanis spit all the the time when Eid is on

It's against their law to swallow till dusk


You'll  know what I think about it 

TB hazzard that is. ha

[kungfunky]

What happened to.........Putting ice-cream into a glass of Coke and thinking it was the bo***x.. I tried it the other day and its now fookin awfull 

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

wimpy had it on there menu - a brown derby    just don't sound right nowadays 

[kungfunky]

wimpy had it on there menu - a brown derby    just don't sound right nowadays 

  I think they have a pink derby also. just leaves the waitress to ask the question, what  would you like tonight sir a bit of Pink or Brown ?

[hunterdubber]

Fingering  and  then  later putting my finger under a mates nose 

I don't do that much anymore 

[Jaymz]

Where did all the white dog shlt go??

[hunterdubber]

Where did all the white dog shlt go??

It wasn't  pc 


I got told it's because dogs have a better diet nowadays ,, better dog food   


I thought someone went round sucking all the brown juice out of them ,,like you do with a Mr Freeze 

[waza04]

Where did all the white dog shlt go??

apparently it's because dogs don't really eat bones any more...... owners are to scared in case the dog chokes!  

If you feed your dogs on tribe you will see the white bobbles from bitd. 

[BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN]

smell my finger 

the white dog poo was because of some thing that they put in the food, so when it came out the other end it would turn white and brake down better and not be so bad for the kids who throw it at there mates 


crunching a coke can on the back tyre - ride up and slam the back tyre down - coke can would shape it's self to the tyre and make a noise when you had comp III treads

climbing big trees - in the early days you would get up there, only to be stuck in trying to get down - you would have you mate below saying where to put your feet - you hands would be shaking and you would be sweating bullets, getting down with a big relief
When you got bigger you got higher and could swing from most limbs - until they snapped under weight and gave way   

[glenboy]

Fingering  and  then  later putting my finger under a mates nose  

I don't do that much anymore  

the good ol days eh christian i wondered what you were up to at the last blackpool bmx ramp city night with the women on the door  then shoving your finger under the kapsters nose all tyhe time it makes sense now    

standing on pop cans so they gripped round your feet when you walked


bangers in cowshit

phoning places up and asking if mike hunt is there