He was meant to be at home decorating
He was but for the hour he got out to take some piccy's (you don't think she'd let me get away with it that easily do you ?)
You sounded so like the wife in that post
And mate you should have persuaded the wife to spare a minute and popped over to say hello, chances are it would have been someone off here.
Im sure our lass, sorry i mean Andy
wouldn't have minded