That looks like my sh*t. I'd rather eat my mums boof than that pile of nonsense 

mate you need help...
1st see a medic as your poop should not look this way 
2nd see a shrink as you relationship with your mom should stay parental only 
Brummie your right fella.
If i'm honest as I was typing my response I was reasiling my words would be exploited by people more acute than me

1. My poo dos'nt resemble poo with batter on it
2. I do NOT want to eat my mummers boofy out.....
But i'm still struggling with you'se nothern boys grub

. That said looks can be desieving so where the f*ck can I get you delicicy down poofy Essex way, or could you tell me what to tell my local chipy so they can have a go......

Simone