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This is always a delicate situation, I ride my local track with my friend and my 10yr old son, and down there is a gang of lads who have decided its their park, they happily drop their bikes on top of the table top and sit down on it, you can be riding behind them and they purposely stop in front of you, or chase you rubbing your back wheel.Well one day a lad in front of me did the stop in fornt trick, and i totally tboned him, and I mean totally, wiped him and his bike out. he was about 12ish, my natural instict was yell at him for being an idiot, using lots of expletives, as i was in quite a bit of pain as i had to remove a set of bars out of my crotch. The kid seemed all well, went over to his mates and they were all laughing at me limping off with blood running out my shoulder and nursing my crushed plumsHalf an hour passes and Im back at the startline and i get a tap on the shoulder from this huge bloke [bear in mind im 5'5"] who then batters me around the head a few times, lucky for me I was wearing a motoX helmet so just got a large amount of brain shake, but the blow to stomach that sent me backwards inserting my saddle into my rectum was most uncomfortable. Turns out he'd gone to tell Daddy that a he was abused and threatened by me, the little shit was stood behind his dad pulling faces and laughing while his old man was threatening to kill me. So i went out for a nice ride and came home feeling like i'd been raped in the ass by saddle, sore plums, a cut shoulder and it turns out, bent forks and front wheel as well. And what could i do about? NOTHING they are kids, you even look sideways and they know you cant do a thing. Anyway, im hoping that some time has passed and theyve gone on to chasing girls and drinking cider and will leave the track alone, as they made it hell last summer to ride there
Quote from: Jaymz on March 28, 2011, 10:56 AMThis is always a delicate situation, I ride my local track with my friend and my 10yr old son, and down there is a gang of lads who have decided its their park, they happily drop their bikes on top of the table top and sit down on it, you can be riding behind them and they purposely stop in front of you, or chase you rubbing your back wheel.Well one day a lad in front of me did the stop in fornt trick, and i totally tboned him, and I mean totally, wiped him and his bike out. he was about 12ish, my natural instict was yell at him for being an idiot, using lots of expletives, as i was in quite a bit of pain as i had to remove a set of bars out of my crotch. The kid seemed all well, went over to his mates and they were all laughing at me limping off with blood running out my shoulder and nursing my crushed plumsHalf an hour passes and Im back at the startline and i get a tap on the shoulder from this huge bloke [bear in mind im 5'5"] who then batters me around the head a few times, lucky for me I was wearing a motoX helmet so just got a large amount of brain shake, but the blow to stomach that sent me backwards inserting my saddle into my rectum was most uncomfortable. Turns out he'd gone to tell Daddy that a he was abused and threatened by me, the little shit was stood behind his dad pulling faces and laughing while his old man was threatening to kill me. So i went out for a nice ride and came home feeling like i'd been raped in the ass by saddle, sore plums, a cut shoulder and it turns out, bent forks and front wheel as well. And what could i do about? NOTHING they are kids, you even look sideways and they know you cant do a thing. Anyway, im hoping that some time has passed and theyve gone on to chasing girls and drinking cider and will leave the track alone, as they made it hell last summer to ride theredude you should have nutted him,
Next time, tail whip or rock walk the back-end of your bike (at speed) in to his shins and then walk off, no acknowledgement. If he complains, tell him you'll apologise after he's apolgised to your son, this method works especially well when you're running pegs.Failing that, just break his jaw.Daz.
Quote from: Flatcap on March 29, 2011, 10:04 AMNext time, tail whip or rock walk the back-end of your bike (at speed) in to his shins and then walk off, no acknowledgement. If he complains, tell him you'll apologise after he's apolgised to your son, this method works especially well when you're running pegs.Failing that, just break his jaw.Daz. Oh yes, i will be visiting this skatepark every spare dry moment i have until this barsteward gets his comeuppance. I run pegs and go fast.. And spen, it wasn't dev green, i said a NICE part of town!!!!
I would have absolutely, definately fooking chinned the cnut.
I would have absolutely, definately fooking CHARMED the cnut.