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police have been making arrests after investigating what they believe to be a secret al qaeda terrorist network
they discovered one member, known only as 'steve69' had been sharing information online on how to create deadly chemical weapons using readily available household chemicals
it appears the group have been operating undetected for some time, using a website about children's bicycles as cover
according to reports, police were alerted after neighbours reported a strange mist in the sky and complained of burning eyes and lungs