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Offline rick1970

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wifes going to kill me!!
« on: February 06, 2011, 05:17 PM »
lesson number 1,when removing forks from frame do not perform task on bed,as i just have, all was going really
well i unscrewed top of headset and put carefully aside then gently slid out the forks no problem,THEN DISASTER STRIKES DAM out drops the bearing races
onto new cream quilt cover leaving two perfect black grease rings on quilt which i cant shift ,am i in the shit i think so ,wifes not seen them yet and they stand out like
a sore thumb,ive got a feeling my gear is going to banished from my room soon  :2gunsfiring_v1: :2gunsfiring_v1:

Offline mattfx81

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Re: wifes going to kill me!!
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2011, 05:20 PM »
White spirit on a cloth quick

Offline rick1970

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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2011, 05:22 PM »
good idea ,shes just walked through front door to shit this gunner be stealth job :LolLolLolLol:

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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2011, 05:23 PM »
turn the duvet over  :daumenhoch:

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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2011, 05:24 PM »
quickly get back in the bedroom and pull one off ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

she'l be less pissed off with white stains rather than black grease stains  :daumenhoch:

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2011, 05:29 PM »
and switch the cam on and film it . never miss a u tube moment. i mean when she finds out  :LolLolLolLol:

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2011, 05:34 PM »
Tell her you are having an affair and she will be so pissed of about that she wont be arsed about the duvet :daumenhoch:

she will just tell you how much she loves you and not to leave her :smitten:

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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2011, 07:11 PM »
hOW OLD ARE YOU 10? :idiot2:

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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2011, 07:13 PM »
i've asked my good lady, shes know about these things, you know cleaning,washing,stains etc, she said........ your fcuked ;D

Been there dude so can understand..good luck!
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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2011, 07:54 PM »
Fart and leave some follow-thru drizzle over the area concerned thus creating a no sniff zone, she will never know it was oil on there  :daumenhoch:
Whats the matter Kid, don't ya like clowns? Don't we make you laugh? Aint we fukkin funny?

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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2011, 07:57 PM »
Sod the white spirit just shart on it as diggler says. :daumenhoch:

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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2011, 08:06 PM »
Too funny, cant think I've ever thought about building a bike on my bed though!!  ???

Mrs Robbo says fairy washing up liquid may shift it.  :daumenhoch:

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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2011, 08:15 PM »
as it said in the program location location location ! pop a shit load of candels in the bed room , candels candels candels put a burn in the sheets  on the marks !! and change them ,, tell the little lady you were trying to be nice cus your all about the bikes ...... big sorry about the sheets , big night for your self posible Brian Johnson your winning . what where you stripping on your bed by the way  :police:  we all love bikes here but come on ,, in your bed

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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2011, 08:30 PM »
any one know if he is still alive as he hasn't posted for a while  :LolLolLolLol:

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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2011, 08:40 PM »
 :LolLolLolLol:  but like the others have said what the fook were you doing stripping a bike on the bed  :D 

One can only come to the conclusion it involved somekind of sexual act involving the headtube or if you were really blessed the bottom bracket  :shocked:
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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2011, 08:42 PM »
candles candles candles ! every time .......

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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2011, 08:54 PM »
candles candles candles ! every time .......

thats  a bit extreme setting fire to the duvet  :-\

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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2011, 09:16 PM »
yeah but it all about the thought that counts ,,,

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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2011, 09:22 PM »
 :LolLolLolLol: at your comments ,been lay on bed for past 3hrs hiding ring stains :2funny: then it came to me,replace lightbulb with a duff so when the wife goes bed she won't see them.and when she goes work in morning as I'm on afternoons I whizz down dunelm and buy new set,job done wot ur think cunning plan or what??  >:D

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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2011, 09:30 PM »
 :LolLolLolLol: good plan, but why have you got duff bulbs in the house ? mine go in the bin

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« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2011, 09:42 PM »
 :LolLolLolLol: did I not mention it I collect duff bulbs you will be amazed wot they sell for on the bay   :2funny: then again I may try and be a man and confess and then replace cover  :angel:

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« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2011, 09:50 PM »
just asked my wife what she would do if it was me in your shoes, her reply is not printable  :LolLolLolLol:

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« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2011, 10:08 PM »
58 , blow up dolls dont count ! with that open mouthed look on the there face ,,,,,,,

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« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2011, 10:15 PM »
Been there done that. Here's what you do:

Take duvet cover off - scrub a big blob of Swarfega into the stain with a toothbrush for a good five minutes - leave overnight - then longest cycle 60 wash the next morning.

Job done  :daumenhoch: 

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« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2011, 07:30 AM »
If it really does upset her, just appologise and replace.
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