Jeff spicoli?????

[sadowdgit]

me owd beer can dodger  .... i heard you've bin chasing the local southport kids to take their Beer off Em??? ..... and followed by a bit of "mano mano" luving  :o

is this true???

cos if it is.... im feeling a bit unsure about you hitching a lift to bones wi me 2mora eve .... for fear of Your sexual advances in My direction!!!!! 

i DON'T bat for that side y'see 

please tell me Taint true 

[sadowdgit]

are you hearing me Mr hand? 

[sadowdgit]

he was the biggest hairyest schoolkid ive ever Beaten Mate .... he put up a Helluva fight too!!!!! 

and i tried to get the fluffy gay tuffs..... but the seller said he'd just posted the last 3 pairs out to a bloke in southport 

and Don't be wearing yer bird Frillies under yer kex again..... it aint big and it aint clever 

[sadowdgit]

did you hear that

you Farted in your lasses Gstring?