Author Topic: Recovering question, in Hartlepool (Read 999 times)

aditup2004 · « **on:** April 05, 2006, 08:45 PM »

Little spillage at the track tonight, Dan is ok, just a scuffed Elina and holey grip (and knee)
Does anyone know the quickest way to recover one of these;

As usual, Orgasmdonor on the recieving end of someone elses body fluids;

Get well soon Dan, :o
Ad,

gmac · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:58 PM »

lazychubs · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2006, 09:04 PM »

yeah wear pads lol
dont seem to bleed as much

oberonspacefruit · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2006, 10:38 PM »

licky licky...

Bren Gunn · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2006, 11:25 PM »

Legend has it, one lick from the Donor will cure any ill... but Dan Dare prefers to use the mystical powers found in the golden brew... by the power of Stella, I have the power!!!!!

OrgasmDonor · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2006, 11:51 AM »

Quote from: Bren Gunn on April 05, 2006, 11:25 PM

Legend has it, one lick from the Donor will cure any ill... but Dan Dare prefers to use the mystical powers found in the golden brew... by the power of Stella, I have the power!!!!!

you know i was breathalised on the way home after licking said wound and i was 678.4 times over the legal limit!

dan-dare · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2006, 05:00 PM »

What are you incinerating Darius? Am I that intoxicating?

sam hudson · « **Reply #7 on:** April 08, 2006, 07:36 PM »

I got one of those from Coppull(actually,i usually get one EVERY time i go to Coppull).The cure is:

1) Hobble around for 3 weeks muttering about 'never hurting this much BITD'
2) Keep children,animals and Dwarves away from the knee.
3) Buy a pair of race pants and watch as the next time you fall off,they shred at the knee and it costs you £40(but no blood).

Hope it works